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Where is the toilet paper?
Pic: Al-Jazeera
Toon (above) from al-Jazeera
al-Jazeera is unfortunately written in Arabic but the 'toons speak for themselves.
23rd March 2003
Now Showing! At All Cinemas In Baghdad!
WASHINGTON, DC--At a Pentagon press conference Monday, Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld touted the military's upcoming
Gulf War II: The Vengeance
as "even better than the original."
Text and image (above) from the current edition of "The Onion"
If you like this sort of thing you will like The Onion (our rivals)
21st March 2003
Today (hic!) the people of the Republic of America were in total confusion when they heard that their President was dead or at least very very very very very badly injured. President George (Richard?-Ed) Nixon has not been seen since the start of the disastrous Vietnam war which began two days...decades?... ago......(Wrong war!..You are sacked!- Ed). President Bush was last seen boarding a helicopter with his ugly wife......Ahhh! (Al-CrazyJazeera 21-3-2003) ©crazylanka
Today an ordinary, moustachioed, citizen of No 3, Saddam Mawatha, Outer Baghdad, Iraq was sitting on his toilet and contemplating his day ahead as the Mil'try Commander of the Republic of Somewhere when loud explosions were heard. "Mama, Dad is farting again..." was all that was heard of a little girl's voice when a slow moving multi-schillion dollar cruise missile clearly marked "Property of USA. Return to sender" landed close to the toilet. A Mr S. Hussain who happened to be occupying the said outdoor relieving facility then rushed out with trousers around ankles and moustache on fire and shouting "Where is the bloody toilet paper, woman?" ...Apart from slight singeing of bum hair Mr Hussain was largely intact and later gave a press conference standing up...(Al-Crazylanka live from the studio (20-3-2003) © crazylanka.com 2003)
