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Deliberate arson at Govt Printers
by Bharatha Malawaraarachchi (Daily News 27th April 2002)
With the discovery of an empty petrol bottle at the scene of the fire which gutted several important documents and court productions at the Government Press, Police is now investigating whether this could be a deliberate act of arson. (The Oxford Dictionary defines arson as "malicious setting of fire of house etc.." By definition therefore, arson is a deliberate act. There is no need to qualify it! Has anyone come across accidental arson? - Ed)
LATEST NEWS WELL THERE IS A DISCOVERY ABOUT THE 10 PLANET .BUT THE
SCIENTIST ARE STILL RESEARCHING ABOUT IT.THEY ARE NOT SURE ACTUALLY
WEATHER IT IS A PLANET.
FAVORITE QUOTE "IF YOU MIST AN OPERTUNITY DO NOT CLOUD YOUR EYES WITH TEARS TRY AGAIN THEN YOU WILL NOT MISS THE NEXT ONE" http://homepages.msn.com/redmondave/niladr/ (We did shed tears. Tears of laughter!- Ed)
|Welcome to my personal web site! First of all I would like to say 'Hello' to everybody to whom i met in my life. Eventhough I dont have much to mention about myself I would like to say little bit about myself, I am Jeyanithy.Jeyanthan was born in Srilanka right now I live in UK, in the place called Croydon. And I've got one brother and a little sister,also my mother. Currently I'm doing masters in Pharmaceutical analysis & quality control at King's college London. Even though that I've met very little people in my life they've been very supportive to me and I would really like to thank them from my heart. (They are saying in the Croydon engrishy wery bad! - Ed) http://jeyanithy.tripod.com/jeyanithy/|
|ABOUT ME: I'm simple person. Srilankan. Still studying. This page is still under developing stage. http://www.geocities.com/janakaya/|
Being an old boy of Thurstan College,
Colombo I am proud to be a Thurstanit.
(Yes, I know that this really is nitpicking!-Ed.)
|Hi, My name is Maliga Marasinghe. I am from beautiful island Sri Lanka. Its surrounded from Indian Ocean. My home town is Kandy. After finishing studies I worketd for Suzuki Motors Lanka Ltd. My mother's name is Manel and she was a teacher. My father died in September 1999 by a heart attack. That was the most sorrowfull day in my life. I have only one sister, Surangi. She is working for Sampath Bank|
|CLICK HERE to go to the new home page--sorry this place is moved|
I am Chaminda Jayasinghe from Sri Lanka. I am 24 years old. I try to
give my more details and do some new thing with Sri
Lanka information true this www.chaminda.4mg.com web site Also I
try to introduce the most popular places in Sri Lanka and hot news at
weekly. chaminda.4mg.com cordially invite for all of you for visit this
site. However if you have new idea, feedback's or other comments
about this please share that with me true my "Contact"
page. Because then I can develop this site which is the popular and
important one between us in future....
(This really is unbelieveable!-Ed.)
!!..HI FRIENDS.!! I am Dayananda Rathnayaka from SRI LANKA.I`m 27(M),my
birth day is 25th of octomber(1973).Still I`m a
recent passed out Engineer at the university of Peradeniya.
I would like to make good companny of friends around me. Then,I
am very very happy,if you are writting to me. I would like to
invite all of you to get a wonderfull connection.
(That last bit about a "wonderfull connection" sounds rather naughty!: "Darling! Would you like a wonderful connection tonight?"-Ed.)
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