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The SCNtm stories are arranged in blocks or volumes in
(relatively) chronological order and where possible we quote our sources. Use
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VOL48 |
Tsunami Bullsh*T Special |
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VOL47 |
Monks torture monk, Shitting Man's Arse Busted
By Train |
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VOL46 |
Cops Shoot Dog! and other stories |
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VOL45 |
Body Explodes, Cops Stung, Virgins Wanted, ....and
more |
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VOL44 |
Man Attacks God! Katunayake Delays
Bandaranayake..and more |
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VOL43 |
Bread throwing ceremony..Nice legs, pity about the padded
bra |
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VOL42 |
Ministry of Silly Bags, Bus service improves, Eelamistan News,
Gunfight at Kotte Corral, Dear John..and more! |
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VOL41 |
Dead man comes back but mother dies...Dried jackal..Wrong
army..Tarts on wheels...Man has periods! Meteorite fails...Bodies in
Customs..Dead man arrested...Dr Struckoff... |
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VOL40 |
School boy bravery..New weapon: The umbrella!... We lead the
world!..Damnbusters! |
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VOL39 |
Flights of fancy. Off to Thailand. Army bull's eyes. Elephants,
Police, hornets, Police, tarts and cricketers... |
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VOL38 |
Honeymoon Interruptus!. Gal Thoppiya. New disease discovered!
Two bricks and a plank. More..... |
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VOL37 |
Intelligent snake, private medicine, soft landing. ENT dept.
The Ghoul. Satty delay. |
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VOL36 |
Aagama is the Ganja of the people! Student bites monkey! MP
behaves normally. Kasippucide patricide? |
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VOL35 |
UFO, Ralahamy Hora! Arm robbery, Keystone Cops, Oh Shit!, Goat
kills goat! |
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VOL34 |
Fountainhead of Jaffna, Prince Philip meets Tigers!, NAKED WOMEN! Fowl
Play |
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VOL33 |
Ear! Ear!, Toilet robbery, Buffalo Grenades, Non-suspicious
suspects |
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VOL32 |
Chinese Mushrooms, Sura Mera Majja...Pain in the bum,
Kachcherius interruptus and more.... |
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VOL31 |
It's Official! Ranil is God! |
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VOL30 |
In the drink. Spot the difference. Man bites cop. When it's
raining...Chisel fight. |
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VOL29 |
Puhul and sperms. Woman marries woman! Hora Police. Hospital
confinement. |
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VOL28 |
VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL |
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VOL27 |
Sick casino. I Fall To Pieces. Brown Girl In The
Ring. |
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VOL26 |
No
balls. Mother and son. Army Hora! S*x and arson. Blind shooting. Lux
washout |
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VOL25 |
Fruits & Nuts. Battle of The Khakis. Medics against
lactation. |
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VOL24 |
If
you can't lick 'em...Polis Hora. Women do it themselves! Magamaruwa. Don't
sleep under a bus. Another bus death. Monk forgets Pali. |
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VOL23 |
Carlo's logic. Lucky guy! Criminals & Politicians. Head
injury. Prize fight. Hansard |
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VOL22 |
No
trains. Exam Chief is a cheat. New Loco for CGR. Toilet Cafeteria.
Eyeballs |
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VOL21 |
Railway brothel/liquor shop. Homeless MPs. Cushion cover
charged. Rotten tomatoes |
Earlier volumes are in the archives
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