Write Your Own Bogus Medical Certificate! A Crazylanka FREE
service!
1.
Copy and Paste one of the template headers into a Word file and print
out.
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Western
Dr. Sri Jayawardanapura
MB,BS (University of Hasalaka)
The People's
Dispensary,
Sri Sangharama Mawatha,
Wanathamulla.
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Ayurvedic
Dr. Odiris
Perumkayam
BA Hons(Poona), D Ayur. Med
(Calcutta)
Moragolla Ayurvedic Dispensary,
(behind Ranjani Tea
Rooms)
Moragolla.
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2.
Wear wicket keeper's gloves when holding pen. This makes handwriting illegible.
Doctors have illegible handwriting.
3. Select a medical condition (see list
below).
4. Select number of days required.
5. Sign with an extrovert type
of squiggle. |
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Common Sri Lankan Ailments (with
explanatory notes) |
1. Angé Pathé Rudawa (APR): Generalised aches
and pains.
2. Vaathé: Vague ill health.
3. Pitha:
Dyspepsia from drinking cheap Gal Arrakku.
4. Kerakawilla: Dizziness,
brain tumour, too much kerosene tainted alcohol, post menopausal
syndrome.
5. Oluwé Amaruwa: Headache, sinusitis, brain tumour,
meningitis, insanity.
6. Papuwé Amaruwa: Anything from a
massive heart attack to attention seeking (esp. young females)
7. Bade
Amaruwa: Anything from wind to terminal pancreatic carcinoma
8. Yati
Badé Amaruwa: Problems with the female anatomy (see also 11
below)
9. Badé Ledé: Pregnant but not married.
10.
Dathu Mochanaya: "Passing Relics Syndrome", wet dreams.
11. Suda
Yama: Female version of 10 above.
12. Aali Maali Dubala Gathiya:
Weakness,vague condition created by the makers of Waterbury's Vitamin
Compound. |
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