The European Union Zoo: Ranil meets the EU animals!

Ranil and the EU
Pic: Unknown photographer/The Island 24th May 2002
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The Heads of Mission of the European Union — Ambassadors for Sweden, Italy, United Kingdom, Germany, Netherlands and France and H.E. Ilkka Uusitalo of the European Commission met Prime Minister Ranil Wickremesinghe on 20 May 2002 for a discussion on matters of common interest preceding the Prime Minister’s scheduled visit to Europe this weekend.

Ze European Onion
As everyone knows, the "European so-called Union" is like the Dehiwala Zoo.
Animals who hate each other's guts are perforce domiciled in separate cages and by sheer necessity are dependant on one another..or rather, the Union...
They don't even speak the same language!
At least in the good old Asian Non-Union we freely admit that we hate each others guts!
The European attitude to anyone slightly darker in colour or hairy or who scratches their backsides or plays better cricket....or..is to say "'E is a bloody foreigner!"....and of course all Asians get classed as Pakis!

Still it is good fun! Vere vould the SCN be if not for ze Europ Onion?
Per'aps that vould explain the picshure! Ja?.

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