Ranil The Comic Hero! Bad Joke Time again!

MARVELLOUS COMICS COMIC BOOK HEROES: First it was DAN DARE! Then SUPERMAN! BATMAN & ROBIN! Now its.... RANILLO & SHORTO! RANILLO AND SHORTO THE COMIC HEROES Copyright 2002 © SCN Features Syndicate It's Bad Joke Time Again! The story so far: Super Ranillo meets a Shorto. A short dumpy woman called Claire Short (get it?). He likes her...or pretends to be... Shorto is the best looking female in Blairland... When you are Pry Minister you can't be fussy....must make sacrifices... Transforming himself into SuperRanillo by twirling around in a phone booth and saying WHAM!, SuperRanillo takes a taxi ("Don't forget the tip, Gov!")across London shouting... ZOOOM! ...Travelling faster than a SriLankan train (which is no big deal!) and marginally less than a trishaw on Galle Road!...To Number Ten Downing Street..to The Lair of The Blair! SuperRanillo was once not a Karate expert... Neither was The BLAIR! Sorry! There is no fight scene (or Pight Scene Eka) that SriLankan moviegoers love! Get real! This is satire...not real! Don't get too carried away!.... Not to be continued... Dont forget not to buy your copy of Marvellous Comics from your newsagent next week! All speech balloons and photo manipulations are the work of SCN and please don't blame the original publisher, agency or the photographer.. Prime Minister Ranil Wickremesinghe who arrived in London on Tuesday from Brussels is seen in conversation with the British Minister for International Aid Mrs. Claire Short. 30th May 2002. Spotter and ideas man : Vinod Moonesinghe

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