CBK Meets God! Official!

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Pic: 14 June 2002 President Chandrika Kumaratunga with Pope John Paul II at the end of their private audience at the Vatican yesterday. REUTERS
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It is official! Chandrika has met God!

(The Mahanayake Thero Chaps are not going to like this!)

President Chandrika Kumaratunga with Pope John Paul II at the end of their private audience at the Vatican yesterday. REUTERS

Our Rome correspondent Fabio Ravioli reports that this meeting was rather confusing! Old JP the II is not exactly in A1 condition and apparently mistook old CBK for Eva Peron. (Don't Cry For Me Argen...Tinahhh!)

When it was pointed out that CBK was an Asian woman and not Latin American, JP thought she was Imelda Marcos!

Acknowledgements: Thanks to Vinod, Kumaran and Fabio.
Other suggestions we received:
"CBK goes for confession!" - The Catholic Messenger, Borella.
"Fakes on fake antique chairs" - Christies of London
Satellite in Heaven, Satellite in heavenly orbit, CBK becomes a Catholic, CBK: "My Dad Solomon was once a Christian!" (We also received some unprintable stuff which went into the recycle bin. Thanks anyway! - Ed)

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