or Her Master's Voice
When this picture appeared in Lanka Chronicle without an explanation we at SCN circulated it around to our correspondents to see if they could work out what was happening here. Clearly this is a wedding photograph and the bride seems reasonably happy but...
The consensus of opinion was that because of the shortage of men and problems with her horoscope this girl had married a grammophone.
When contacted by SCN she said that they were perfectly happy ("I always listen to my husband...") and that eventually they hoped to raise a lot of little records! Ahhh!
But why an old man? Why not a young stereo system....?
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