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Bride & Groomaphone
or Her Master's Voice

When this picture appeared in {short description of image}Lanka Chronicle without an explanation we at SCN circulated it around to our correspondents to see if they could work out what was happening here. Clearly this is a wedding photograph and the bride seems reasonably happy but...
The consensus of opinion was that because of the shortage of men and problems with her horoscope this girl had married a grammophone.

When contacted by SCN she said that they were perfectly happy ("I always listen to my husband...") and that eventually they hoped to raise a lot of little records! Ahhh!
But why an old man? Why not a young stereo system....?

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