SARIS CASE AT NO 10 DOWNING STREET! Mass panic in London.
Based on an idea in "Private Eye"
There was mass panic today in London, the capital of England, when a woman wearing a fixed smile was found to be suffering from the deadly illness SARIS.
"This is shocking!" said Mrs Mable Scunthorpe of Huddersfield.
"The Government should stop these asylum seekers bringing nasty diseases like SARIS, puppodums, AIDS, SIDS and cancer into Britain. Me 'usband 'as not been very well after he fought in the Second World War in India in 1947!"
A government spokesman said that there were no plans to deport Mrs. Cherie Blair to India.
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