There we are folks! Moustache™ the new Sri Lankan Pry Minister not only takes charge of the Sri Lanka Navy but he goes about offering alms to starving Buddhist monks. And not only that! We believe that he is a good cook....useful...maybe for cooking the books? And by the way, why does every new garment have to make religious offerings in a very public manner? And why do we have to have a "Special" exposition of Buddha's teeth at the Dalada Maligawa™ ? Who controls Buddhism™? The Garment? Or is it the other way around...... Don't write! We don't want to know about it! We already know!