Metro-Colamba-Tota (MCT)

New Metro system for Cola-Ambatotabullockcarts
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The City of Colombo is known for its constant traffic jam or the "Block Eka" in local parlance. For sometime there has been talk of a new Metro System. We are pleased to report that this has become a reality! These brand new bullock carts (single-engined, Class B for Bull) are the first!
The whole project has been underwritten by Richard Pieris & Co

("ARPICO"tm).
Well if you can bring back steam locomotives as a tourist attraction why not Bullock Carts?

What about the bullshit?..... We hear you ask.
Well, over the years Sri Lankans have got used to that...both the literal type as well as the metaphorical type....
22nd Dec 2001

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