King Coconut drinking produce sperms! Official! Oh! Goodness Gracious Me!

King Coconut drinking produces sperms!
We are rather worried about this article written by a fellow medic called Atukorale... Talking nuts
Pic: The Island/unknown photographer 25 Dec 2001
We are particularly worried about women who drink coconut water if the above reference to semen production is true.
We at SCN like quiet non-sperm producing women!
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Goodness of tender coconut water
By Dr. D. P. Atukorale
The water of fresh tender coconut (king coconut or "Thembili" and "Weware") which is the liquid endosperm is the most nutritious wholesome beverage that the nature has provided for the people of the tropics to fight the sultry heat. It has a caloric value of 17.4 per 100 gm. According to Ayurveda "it is unctous, sweet, increasing semen, promoting digestion and clearing the urinary path".

We are rather worried about this article written by a fellow medic called Atukorale which appeared in The Island.
We are particularly worried about women who drink coconut water if the above reference to semen production is true.
We Srilankans are used to quiet nice women who, as far as we are aware, don't go about producing that sort of stuff. We thought that it was only men who could produce that stuff! This is going to bugger up the Family Planning Programme. The women are going to self-fertilize! Watch it pal!

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