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Bumper crop of statues.
In order to rectify the acute shortage of statues in Srilanka, The President, Mrs CBK unveils yet another statue. Unfortunately, because of her busy schedule of unveiling statues she had absolutely no idea whose statue this one is (and in any case all bronze statues look the same) and so has to read the inscription and discovers that it is that of some bloke by the name of Thondamen! "Who he?" she asked.

And why is the late Mr. S Thonda wearing a Yellow and Orange winter coat in the hot tropics, we at SCN asked.

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