University Student Killed!
University students carry some malnourished colleagues in a protest march for more Mahapola funds yesterday.
Pic: Daily Mirror/unknown photographer1 Feb 2002
With the recent student riots, clashes, protests and other shenanigans it was a matter of time before someone got killed.
Funerals are expensive and these eternally broke students could not afford a proper funeral for their unfortunate late colleague. So with typical morbid student humour they decided on a cut-price-special !
The cortege is seen approaching Kanatta Cemetary.
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NOTE: A correspondent suggests that the above explanation is not true and that these are actually Medical Students who are now forced to find their own "body" for anatomy dissections. It is not easy to carry dead bodies on public transport. Certainly not after formalin treatment.
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