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|VOL 2 NO 22||The Bulk Issue|
AIRPORT LANDS HOLLYWOOD PART!
Today an unknown bit-part player in the Sri Lankan political theatre landed a major role in the forthcoming Hollywood film The Bulk!
By our corr Roxy Cinema (SCN 14-7-2003)
Previously Anura Katunayake, who was named after the airport, had played minor roles mostly as a supporting actor in films starring his sister Chandranikumari Horagolla.
The airport who is grossly overweight was generally thought to be finished until a Hollywood talent scout spotted his amazing ability to change colour...usually after losing an election.
The Bulk's late father Solomon West Ridgeway Dias Memorial-Hall, who was a very famous actor in his day, was not fat.
The Bulk now associates with ultra-leftists looney tunes from the former Cambodian regime...
She-male drug dealer nabbed in Pettah
By Senaka De Silva (Daily Mirror 8-7-2003)
A male drug dealer disguised as a woman with ear-rings and well-developed breasts was nabbed yesterday near the Pettah Bodhiya by sleuths of the Colombo Narcotics Bureau.
Narcotics Inspector Amarajith de Silva said the suspect had 1500 mgs of high quality brown sugar concealed in his (Pink? - Ed) underwear. (Original story)
Inspector de Silva said the suspect identified as Nimal from Kahangama in Ratnapura dressed in a blouse and jeans was also wearing a pair of earrings. 'We first thought that the suspect was a sex worker loitering about to draw the attention of prospective customers. Later we suspected that 'she' might be a drug dealer.
Known to her associates in Pettah as Rohini, the suspect was said to be also operating in Gokarella, Kurunegala and Nikaweratiya areas", he said.
The suspect who is also believed to be a drug addict was to be produced before the Colombo JMO to determine her sex as police claim the suspect had well developed breasts.
Other stories on transgender:
PM Is A Man!
President Is A Man!
|VOL 2 NO 21||Pinda-patha Issue|
Buddhist monk donates 10,000 US dollars to flood
Daily News Matara Correspondent (Who he?-Ed) (02-07-2003)
Dry rations, milk foods, biscuits, Arrack, plastic basins and jugs, school books etc. were recently distributed among 2,600 families in the Matara district. This was done on the basis of priority lists furnished by the Gramaseva Niladaries of the respective areas to whom I am (Who he?-Ed) very very very very much obliged!
Gift parcels were distributed at Bauddha Madyastanaya (Buddhists Centre) at Station Road, Matara.
CRAZYLANKA TO CLOSE DOWN!
not by our corr not from Matara (SCN)
The crazy peepol of Srilanka as represented by myself (or should that be me) was..were.. finally and very very definitely pushed out and outmanured...outmanovered...er ...pushed out by this sort of so called serious publications like the Daily Noise who publish utter cowdung.
(If you don't believe the above story go to the original shtory on the Daily Noise LINK)
Who is this Matara guy? Does he run The Daily Noise? What ish his connection with El Presidente Chandrapala? Why wasnt my Darling friend Rani Wicks-Senanayake not mentioned in thish report? How do Buddhist monks get their hands on 10,0000 US Dollars? Is this a CIA plot? How do Buddhist monks get their hands on 10,0000 US Dollars? How do Buddhist monks get their hands on 10,0000 US Dollars? How do Buddhist monks get their hands on 10,0000 US Dollars? How do Buddhist monks get their hands on 10,0000 US Dollars? How do Buddhist monks get their hands on 10,0000 US Dollars?
Didn't Gauthama Buddha say something about not having money?