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VOL 4 NO 7 Special Ed Bad Taste Excommunicatable Issue 5th April 2005
A word of explanation: In presenting this irreverent and bad taste edition of the Pol-thel we would like to point out that the Late John Paul the ii has visited the Crazy Republic a few times and judging by the number of hits we get from The Vatican he was certainly a fan of Crazylanka. We once sent him a Crazylanka T shirt.
JP the nice guy! When CBK Met JP! Below: This is a charming picture from our archives. When she visited Italy to buy shoes El Presidente didn't forget to visit her old friend JP Below: JP was an all-round nice guy and he even made fun about his own near assassination... Above: John Paul II converses with his would-be assassin in Agca's prison cell in Rome in 1983. And now! He is no more! Chandika was there even at the last moment!			World Mourns Pope Man Commits Suicide Because Pope Died! Today, a Catholic man from Negombo by the name of Jesus Mary Joseph John Paul Fernando (42) committed suicide..... Man sees Pope-shaped cloud at sunset on Beruwala beach A man by the name of Don Jeramias Aiya of Beruwala reported seeing a Pope shaped cloud at the very moment that Pope John Paul died...Jeramias Aiya is a well-known drunk... Devout Woman Finds Pope's Image On Coconut! A devout Catholic woman by the name of Dona Katharina Hami (aka Babi Aachi) is reported to have found a half coconut with the late Pope's image on it. "There were three circular depressions on it!" she said by way of explanation. "One for the nose and two for the eyes! I instantly recognised him! I hope to be a saint one day!". Advertisement not by Google SITUATIONS VACANT There is at present a vacancy for a Pope. Needs to be a Catholic and single. Gender important! No tits please but you may be allowed to wear a pink bra and Kickers (Kickers, not Knickers!) in the privacy of your own Chapel. Must oppose Family Planning vehemently. Current Indemnity Certificate against Lawsuits from molested young men essential. Please ensure your subscription is up to date! Send CV/Resume to Rev. El Supremo Cardinal Ratzinger, c/o second cubby hole office (left of main stairs), The Vatican, nr. Italy
The Life and Times of John Paul the Secundum A Bad Taste Picture Gallery The Pope ascends to heaven and...and.... ....And finds out that there is no God!.......But Lord Buddha is in charge! Web www.crazylanka.com